If you sign up for my monthly newsletter you can get stuff like free cruises and win Porsches.
Okay, I lied a bit there – but some nice things all the same. It’s safe to sign up – you can unsubscribe at any time and I don’t give out your details to any other sites, so you won’t get any rubbishy emails that you haven’t requested. Just my rubbishy emails every month (on average).
And as a thank you for signing up, there will be exclusive competitions to enter for newsletter-recipients only.
So far I have given away cream teas delivered to your door, chocolate hampers, a gorgeous ICE pen, Kindles, cupcake stands from Lakeland, My Trusty skincare, signed books, MANY goods from the Literary Gift Company, jewellery, bottles of Ice Wine from Slurp, candles from Kiss-Air… and so much more. No other newsletter gives you this. I must be daft.
If a newsletter goes out and you say you haven’t got one, please check your spam file because if you’ve subscribed correctly, it will definitely have gone out. You can always check you are subscribed by trying again – if it won’t let you, you’re already on the list. Please add firstname.lastname@example.org to your address books, that way I will be recognised as an address your mail will allow.
Oh by the way, if you haven’t looked at the last five newsletters, you are automatically unsubscribed, just to keep my costs down and to save you the trouble of doing it yourself and having your inbox littered with stuff you don’t want.