If you can’t get to a signing but want to buy my latest book for a present (for someone else or yourself), then I can send you a matching bookmark if you send me a stamped addressed envelope long enough (UK only). I also have Daily Trumpet ‘The Bungle Book’ bookmarks and ‘Cat-Shaped Space’ ones too. These are more generic and work for any book. Just let me know which one you want.

If you ask I can also send a signed bookplate but it will be a generic plain one. Just put a note inside if you want the bookplate personalised to anyone. If you don’t, I’ll just sign it.

Envelope addressed back to yourself should be 22 x 11 cms (just short of 9 inch) – one of those long envelopes you get bills in. You don’t have to send an envelope for each one if you needed one for someone else, I can bob a couple in the same one.

Send it to:
Milly Johnson
PO Box 761
Barnsley
S Yorkshire
S70 9NY

Please make sure you send the correct postage as I’ve had people think they’ve put a 2nd class stamp on and it’s only 2p and as there will be hundreds of these to send out, if that’s the case, I won’t be going to the post office. I haven’t got time to shave both legs in one sitting never mind fanny about queueing in there.

Sorry the post is so expensive these days, but it’s still a nice way to tart up your book!