I have some great merch for my 21st book (60th birthday… pushed the boat out with this one). It’s the paperback of The Happiest Ever After – the hardback is green and came out in Feb.

Just to clarify, the merch is to support sales at our local bookshop The Book Vault (Market Street Barnsley) . Orders taken there FOR PICK UP will receive the full mashings until stocks last so get in quick to preorder – 01226 281945. They’ll be available to pick up from 18th.

They will send out but the mugs and bags won’t be included. They’re doing me a favour sending anything out and the bags have been a nightmare to post in the past. Still a nice little bundle for free and worth as much in monetary terms as the paperback itself. And yes the books will be signed – and also personalised if you ask for that.

I’ll be taking some goody bags to Meadowhall for the signing on 19th July.

But once they’re gone… they’re gone.

People who booked to see me at the Dunkirk will get a goody bag as part of the ticket price (sold out now). People coming to Wortley Hall will get goody bags if they buy a book from the shop there (almost sold out)

No, I can’t sell bags and mugs – I haven’t got enough time to shave both legs in one sitting never mind buy in packaging, turn myself into a parcel-stuffing operation and go off to the post office, so please don’t ask. BUT… I will be giving some bundles out in JULY in competitions so do watch out for them. Newsletter people always get first dabs – do sign up if you haven’t already www.millyjohnson.co.uk/newsletter/

Hope that answers the many questions I’ve been besieged with.