A Cat-Shaped Space – signed copy

This is a book that includes some of the most famous and infamous Trumpet entries.

From situations vacant to headlines, lonely hearts to the sadly passed. Heaps upon heaps of the Trumpet’s efforts to rectify wrongs and cocking stuff up even further.

It is a newspaper that rejoices in its inefficiency because it has earned a load of brass for Sir Basil despite being the bane of its editor’s life. But cash is king and so he’ll have to lump it or b*gger off.

Enjoy the bloops, the errors, the typos, the in-yer-endos, they have been crafted from the best of wasted minds for your amusement – and also for charity.

NB: It’s a book for grown-ups so if any offence is caused: tough.