Signed Copies

UK only I’m afraid.  It’s too labour intensive having everything weighed at post offices, in case you’re asking why that is. And please don’t order through social media as I have thousands of people messaging… use the contact form at the bottom or I might miss it.

Mrs Mayhew copies are not available to order yet but I will post here when they are.

FOR ANY OF MY PAPERBACKS (subject to stock)
I can send you a signed book, gift-wrapped for £14.
It includes book and bookmark, 2nd class postage – UK only – and packing and novelty miniature bits.

LATEST HARDBACK – £16 including bookmark, themed ribbon postage and packing (subject to stock).

If you are unsure – just email me here.

Place orders here.  I’ll need to know what package you want.  And your name and address and any special message.

You can either make out a cheque to M Johnson and send to

PO BOX 761
S70 9NY

or use Paypal  If you use PayPal it is important to make sure that you send me the name you’ve ordered in if it is different.  I have a load of orders to fulfil and if Mrs P Smith orders using her boyfriend’s paypal account – Dennis Hopper – I can’t tie the orders together.  Please make it easy for me to get your stuff to you.  Big ta!

If you want to buy your own, I can send you a free signed bookplate to stick in with my signature on it (it’s a cheaper way of doing it) and a bookmark.  Just send a 22cm minimum length stamped addressed envelope (2nd class is fine) and any BRIEF message you’d like on the bookplate to  MILLY JOHNSON,PO BOX 761, Barnsley, S70 9NY