The day is finally here when I can say that the book is OUT now and available to buy from my website or at any of my events. All the books are signed (special dedications on request) and come with a specially themed bookmark and in a sealed bag with a sticker.  I can send abroad, please contact me in the first instance for a quote.  I would also ask that if you are paying by PayPal and your order a book which is in a totally different name to your PayPal account that you tell me because it’s no fun trying to tie orders together (and I have a lot of these orders to send out). It will delay your order.

Also if you do get a book, I’m collecting reviews so if you fancy sending me one, I’ll pop your name into a hat and we’ll have a draw to win a hamper in time to be delivered to you or ( if you’re totally bonkers) to someone else of your choice for Christmas.

It’s irreverent and not for kids and a bit naughty so if you’re a sensitive soul, you might wish to pass. But if you like a laugh and want to support a good cause because ALL THE PROFIT will go to charity then £9.99 will give you a nice stocking filler for someone.

For those of you who have asked – YES ‘The Menopause’ is in it.  YES ‘Twas Next Afore Christmas’ is in it. YES ‘Carpe Diem’ is in it. YES ‘The Trollop of Scunthorpe’ is in it. Thirty-four poems in all!

I thank you! x