The Menopause

The Menopause Tea Towels

The Menopause Tea Towel
Close-up of packaged towel with sticker
Milly holding the Menopause Tea Towel
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I have taken the suggestions you’ve put to me and stuck my most famous poem ‘The Menopause’ (updated) on a tea towel.

They’d make an ideal stocking filler for someone and I am rather proud of it as it’s been illustrated by my artist friend (and website designer par excellence) Stu.

I’ll be selling these at events and I can post them out.

They’re only £7.99 each including postage and packing.

If you want any more than 3 because there will be wiggle room on the postage so please contact me before ordering.

They come packaged in cellophane with a hilarious (in my world) sticker on them.

I’m sorry, but this is only available for delivery to the UK.
(NB you can order from abroad providing the delivery address is within the UK.)

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