This book is absolute nonsense. But I am very proud of it. It’s available from my website HERE or Amazon on kindle or paperback

It’s about 100 pages but they are quite concentrated, a lot of content. And it would make a cracking stocking filler. Comes (if you buy it from me) with a signed bookmark.

But I’ve got a couple to give away… marketing purposes. Really I want you to sign up to my newsletter, which is free (and if you don’t win today, you might win when my newsletter goes out on 1st of the month). You can sign up HERE and if you’ve made the world’s biggest mistake, you can unsubscribe in a jiffy. More info – and sample pages HERE.

Anyway – all you have to do to be in with a chance of winning a BUNGLE BOOK OF TRUMPET GAFFES… is answer this simple question.

WHICH ONE OF THESE IS A FAMOUS TRUMPET PLAYER
A) Alexander Armstrong
B) Neil Armstrong
C) Louis Armstrong

SEND YOUR ANSWER HERE. One entry per person please. Comp ends Wednesday 19th November, midnight. You can enter anywhere in the world but I can only send it to a UK address.

And if you live near Barnsley, I’ll be on Mike’s Famous Book Stall in Barnsley market on Saturday 10am – 12 selling and signing these along with my new book LET THE BELLS RING OUT which is the best Christmas book you will read ever (excuse me while I shrink my head back to its normal size). Signed copies also available from THE BOOK VAULT (who can send out. Just ring or message them). If you get it from Tesco you might win a trip on board the NORTHERN BELLE train. Also only £5.99 on Amazon for the Kindle. 

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!  The winners will be plastered all over social media and also will be contacted directly. If you do win, think about putting a pic on social media for me so show I run fair competitions. Big ta.