Just in case you are about to say ‘I don’t do Insta’… I hold competitions across all social media platforms – but on this occasion I need to up my Insta followers so there is a comp over on my page @themillyjohnson to try and do that. It ends midnight Easter Monday so you have time to enter if you head on over there.

It’s got a signed book (the Tesco version with the extra content) a jute bag, a pen, notepad, a big Lindt bunny, an Easter bunny and a John Abruzzi bunny. Plus bunny sprinkles so it’s a proper bunny-filled parcel. Someone has to win it, so do go and enter and good luck.

In the meantime the book is available in the supermarkets and on Amazon (links here) and if you are a reader of my books but haven’t signed up to my newsletter, then please do because I always have a competition to win something every month. If you aren’t a reader – forget that because your arse will be bored off by my inane drivel.

Good luck!